Something fun, and good advice for all the people commuting this holiday weekend.

The Rugburns - Hitchhiker Joe

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat cut off your big toe, I tell ya
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My best friend Eddie called from L.A.
Said we'd have dinner that day
I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat cut off your big toe, I tell ya
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack
But his gonna make you bleed yeah, yeah

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My girlfriend Lois called from Tallahassee
She picked up that dude at the spam factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice, don't eat spam for awhile

[repeat 'til boredom/fade]
Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat cut off your big toe, I tell ya
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Happy grub alot than feel bad about it the next day day!
Because you're gonna start excercising more and dieting better the next day right?

I feel like Eeyore.

The Random Quote:
"Gobble gobble" - Anonymous